zits happen.
patch it, don't pick it.

Hydrocolloid pimple patches that slurp the gunk out of your breakout overnight — while looking cute doing it. Vegan, cruelty-free stars for your face.

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why patchies hit different

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gunk magnet

Medical-grade hydrocolloid pulls fluid + oil out of your pimple in 6–8 hours. Watch it turn white. Gross. Satisfying.

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no-pick protection

A physical shield that stops you from picking, so no scabs, no scars, no "why did I do that" moments.

a lewk, honestly

Stars, hearts and dots in colors that pop. Wear them out. Breakouts are normal — hiding them is optional.

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clean & kind

Vegan, cruelty-free, fragrance-free, and gentle enough for sensitive skin. No sting, just stick.

pick your patch

OG stars

€9.99 · 32 patchespeep it
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heartbreakers

€9.99 · 32 patchespeep it
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invisible dots

€8.99 · 36 patchespeep it

the group chat says

"Woke up and the mountain on my chin was just... gone? Witchcraft. Buying 10 more packs."
— maya, 19
"Wore the pink stars to class and got three compliments ON MY PIMPLE PATCH. We've come so far as a society."
— jordan, 22
"My daughter stopped picking her skin completely. Worth every penny."

faq (the frequently asked qs)

how do they work?

Hydrocolloid is a moisture-absorbing dressing (borrowed from hospitals, tbh). Stick it on a whitehead and it vacuums out fluid and pus while protecting the spot from bacteria and your own fingers.

how long do I wear one?

At least 6 hours — overnight is the move. Peel it off when the center turns white/cloudy.

do they work on deep, underground pimples?

They shine on whiteheads and juicy surface-level spots. For deep cystic bumps, they'll protect and calm, but no patch is a miracle — see a derm for the gnarly stuff.

can I wear them with makeup?

Apply to clean, dry, bare skin first. Invisible dots sit flat enough to blend under light makeup.

shipping?

Free shipping over €25. Otherwise a flat €4. Ships in 1–2 business days in packaging cute enough to keep.